how to write stories

Well,there is one way to like writing a lot... WATCH T.V.!!! It has helped me discover many things in a world of fantasy,undiscoverd by mankind. Here is a versions of a story that might spark an intrest in you... I stood up for the world when lotus attacked. I kicked her in the face and jumped off the fence onto the roof. Sure enough, she followed me. I drew my sword and stabbed at her. She jumped back, forgetting she was on the edge, and fell off it. As she fell, I jumped forward and used her head to jump over the fence. I ran to two trees and climbed up one. lotus ran after me. She looked around “you can run“ she hissed ”but there is nowhere to hide where I cannot find you” “oh yeah!” I taunted. Right on cue, she lunged toward my voice. I jumped for glory while she was busy crashing. I heard a creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk THUMP!!!! The force of the tree threw me forward to the arena. A moment later (while I was inside) the doors all shut. Lotus had locked us both in the arena. She shot a couple fire arrows at me witch went out quickly but where sill deadly. I avoided them easily. Then when she got out a machine gun I laughed. When it turned in to the new auto-infinity 4549000 model, I started sobbing inside. She wild fired and blew an escape hole witch, thank you magic, sealed up quickly. I advanced with my sword and I cut off her head. A white egg the size of a chicken egg. I forgot about it because a portal opened. I went in… I fell down into the treacherous land of con, the most comen place for bad luck. You see, a couple hundred years ago, a student was writing an essay here (yes, it used to be a public school in 2011) any way this kid Ryan was writing a pro and con paper mostly cons because he had rotten luck he picked up a rock wished he could live the good luck life and everyone else the bad and that’s exactly what happened. It reads your mind and give you worst luck you can think about. Ryan fell in battle against me. The two worlds kept going. Dr Tenma rules con and picked mine out of all the lives to wreck. He came under the flag of truce. As soon as he lowered the flag, he attacked. I kicked him and he went flying. I threw my sword at almost the same time and his face turned red with blood and he twinkled and out popped the spirit of… Ryan? “You will pay for destroying con!!!!!!!!!” he yelled as it turned back into a public school. A portal opened as his ghost fell to pieces. I jumped back into the arena… I smelled something peculiar, orange peels, banana peels, and a slight hint of rotten tomatoes. I whirled around. The dump man. “I beat you 1,000 years ago. Do I have to do It again?””apparently” he sneered. I stabbed consecuitive stabs. Finnaly, he crumpled into an alluminnim can. Rusty to. I dumped him down. “Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”he ecoed. ”Not again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I brushed my hands off. Not knowing what lied ahead… A giant plant monster attacked. I quickly rolled as two giant man-eating fly traps erupted from the ground right where I had been standing. I cut them down and ran under its legs and tried to chop them down. But after 1/12 it grabbed me and I cut off his thumb and I jumped down and tried shooting it with the new auto-infinity 4549000 model I had picked up. I tried shooting it again. Ropes tried to grab me. And then a 1,234,567,891,010,987,654,321 pound mosquito tried to eat me. It was bigger then the 69 foot plant monster. I picked up a sick from the fallen flytraps and it set the top on fire and I threw it and I looked 3 seconds later, and it was like it never existed. I threw a fire stick at the monster. It moaned and it groaned and it erupted in flames. A portal to plant world opened… I started to turn around but I fell in. I turned to the portal and a chick was evily smileing at me and the portal closed and a bull charged and I jumped to my feet and jumped up and kicked off its snout. I drew my sword and gashed its neck and I force a weed down its throut. It went bug eyed and went to the right then the left and fell over. I noticed the ashes went in a certain direction. I noticed something white out of the corner of my eye. It was a chicken. The dust moved toward it. It turned into a full grown chicken and it tried to squish me. I stabbed it in the foot. As it raised its foot, I put a large spike under it. It stepped on the spike and started bleeding liquid feathers. The real chicken was somewhere else because that was to easy. I noticed a dragon and a giant chicken teamed up in chasing my best friend Chloe. I ran under the chickens legs and taunted the dragon. The chicken looked and the dragon charged. An explosion cracked and I saw a dragon in the chickens mouth. Afterward, I fought 50 foot chickens for 48 hours and rested… To Be Continued

I stood up for the world when lotus attacked. I kicked her in the face and jumped off the fence onto the roof. Sure enough, she followed me. I drew my sword and stabbed at her. She jumped back, forgetting she was on the edge, and fell off it. As she fell, I jumped forward and used her head to jump over the fence. I ran to two trees and climbed up one. lotus ran after me. She looked around “you can run“ she hissed ”but there is nowhere to hide where I cannot find you” “oh yeah!” I taunted. Right on cue, she lunged toward my voice. I jumped for glory while she was busy crashing. I heard a creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk THUMP!!!! The force of the tree threw me forward to the arena. A moment later (while I was inside) the doors all shut. Lotus had locked us both in the arena. She shot a couple fire arrows at me witch went out quickly but where sill deadly. I avoided them easily. Then when she got out a machine gun I laughed. When it turned in to the new auto-infinity 4549000 model, I started sobbing inside. She wild fired and blew an escape hole witch, thank you magic, sealed up quickly. I advanced with my sword and I cut off her head. A white egg the size of a chicken egg. I forgot about it because a portal opened. I went in… I fell down into the treacherous land of con, the most comen place for bad luck. You see, a couple hundred years ago, a student was writing an essay here (yes, it used to be a public school in 2011) any way this kid Ryan was writing a pro and con paper mostly cons because he had rotten luck he picked up a rock wished he could live the good luck life and everyone else the bad and that’s exactly what happened. It reads your mind and give you worst luck you can think about. Ryan fell in battle against me. The two worlds kept going. Dr Tenma rules con and picked mine out of all the lives to wreck. He came under the flag of truce. As soon as he lowered the flag, he attacked. I kicked him and he went flying. I threw my sword at almost the same time and his face turned red with blood and he twinkled and out popped the spirit of… Ryan? “You will pay for destroying con!!!!!!!!!” he yelled as it turned back into a public school. A portal opened as his ghost fell to pieces. I jumped back into the arena… I smelled something peculiar, orange peels, banana peels, and a slight hint of rotten tomatoes. I whirled around. The dump man. “I beat you 1,000 years ago. Do I have to do It again?””apparently” he sneered. I stabbed consecuitive stabs. Finnaly, he crumpled into an alluminnim can. Rusty to. I dumped him down. “Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”he ecoed. ”Not again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I brushed my hands off. Not knowing what lied ahead… A giant plant monster attacked. I quickly rolled as two giant man-eating fly traps erupted from the ground right where I had been standing. I cut them down and ran under its legs and tried to chop them down. But after 1/12 it grabbed me and I cut off his thumb and I jumped down and tried shooting it with the new auto-infinity 4549000 model I had picked up. I tried shooting it again. Ropes tried to grab me. And then a 1,234,567,891,010,987,654,321 pound mosquito tried to eat me. It was bigger then the 69 foot plant monster. I picked up a sick from the fallen flytraps and it set the top on fire and I threw it and I looked 3 seconds later, and it was like it never existed. I threw a fire stick at the monster. It moaned and it groaned and it erupted in flames. A portal to plant world opened… I started to turn around but I fell in. I turned to the portal and a chick was evily smileing at me and the portal closed and a bull charged and I jumped to my feet and jumped up and kicked off its snout. I drew my sword and gashed its neck and I force a weed down its throut. It went bug eyed and went to the right then the left and fell over. I noticed the ashes went in a certain direction. I noticed something white out of the corner of my eye. It was a chicken. The dust moved toward it. It turned into a full grown chicken and it tried to squish me. I stabbed it in the foot. As it raised its foot, I put a large spike under it. It stepped on the spike and started bleeding liquid feathers. The real chicken was somewhere else because that was to easy. I noticed a dragon and a giant chicken teamed up in chasing my best friend Chloe. I ran under the chickens legs and taunted the dragon. The chicken looked and the dragon charged. An explosion cracked and I saw a dragon in the chickens mouth. Afterward, I fought 50 foot chickens for 48 hours and rested… To Be Continued

Oops--Flat Tire!!

We were riding along and suddenly we started bumping on the road. And then we realized our tire was flat. We pulled into a parking lot and inspected the tire. We looked for the spare tire that was in the trunk. I liked hiding out in the trunk, and helping Grandpa part of the time.




Then we asked the lady in the big building if we could wash our hands. She said yes, so we went in the building and washed our hands. Then we came out and started driving, and all was well.

Breakfast at Palace Station

We ate breakfast at Palace Station in Las Vegas.

It was a buffet with so much food! And it was ALL YOU CAN EAT!! I stuffed my face like mad. It was yummy! There was stuff like cereal, but I didn't eat that because there was stuff like donuts, eggs, pancakes/waffles, and all kinds of good stuff.

The Gangster Car at Whiskey Pete's: Crime Doesn't Pay!

While we were in Primm, we went to Whiskey Pete's and saw a gangster car (NOT BONNIE AND CLYDE'S). See all the bullet holes? (Bonnie and Clyde's car was even more beat up!)


As we drove away, I saw a building that had a tower that looked like a castle tower.

The 2 a.m. Hero

The first night we stayed at Buffalo Bill's hotel/casino in Primm, Nevada.


When we were sleeping, the spirit told my Grandpa that our car wasn't locked, and that someone could rob it. So he got out of bed at 2:00 in the morning to go out and lock our car. None of our stuff was stolen.

Utah Travels

Back in November my Grandma and Grandpa invited me to go with them on a trip to Utah. Just me. No parents. No brothers or sisters. AND I got to miss one day of school. Even though there was a pajama party at school that day, where everyone was going to spend the entire day reading, I thought going to Utah would be a much better choice.
We had a lot of adventurous fun. We travelled a lot of miles and saw lots of people, places and things. I'm so thankful my Grandma and Grandpa took me on this amazing trip and I'll never forget it as long as I live.

The next few posts will be all about my adventures on my trip.

How to Make Pokemon Cards

If anybody wants to have pokemon cards, just ask me--or read this post.

Supplies:

Blank Paper
Pencil
A Real Pokemon Card to use as a model (optional)

Step One: Fold the blank paper perfectly in half and lick the crease (eeeeeewwwww!!!).
Step Two: Rip along the crease.
Step Three: Fold one of the halves perfectly in half. (Ignore the other half for now). Lick and rip.
Step Four: Fold it and rip it one more time. You should get 4 card size pieces from each half.
Step Five: Get your pencil and write the name at the top left corner, and the attribute at the top right corner.
Step Six: Draw a square under the name and the attribute, in the center.
Step Seven: Draw a picture of the pokemon in the square.
Step Eight: Write the two attack powers of the pokemon below the square.
Step Nine: Draw two circles next to each power and make up any two attributes you want that involve the power. Write those attributes in the circles.
Step Ten: If you have enough space, write a fun fact about your pokemon.

THE END.

Derby Race

I went to a derby race. I raced my car. My car was fast, but not faster than Brock's.


His is in first place.

Mine beat him at least once. Here's me and Stryker.


I love my derby car. My car is the best!

Imagination

Today I went on an exciting adventure. I brought along with me the following: a light saber, a wand, a utility belt filled with necessities that I might need. It was more than an adventure, it was a mission. I was a lion cub back then. I lived in a little old cave in the jungle, with people named Henry and Carrie. Henry liked to call himself Hunter. Carrie called herself Carrie. And I called myself Scepter. Cool name, huh? Well back to the mission. Well first I exited the cave and I found that there was a little moonstone. And when I picked it up I put it in the other hand and I looked at my paw and I saw a W. And I thought I had been transfigured into a webkinz, but really I had been a webkinz this whole time and I never noticed. The moonstone started swirling so I decided that it might mean that I'm on a mission. So I saw a face appear, and it was Voldemort's. Only this time it wasn't quite Voldemort, it was really just a pile of bones that had stacked themselves to look like Voldemort. So I was on a mission to stop Voldemort from gaining power and getting his skin back, 'cuz when he had his skin back it would be easier for him to destroy my cave that I'd been living in and kidnap me and kill me. So I was on my mission. Luckily I had a wand so I could wizard dual with him if he had his, and I had a light saber in case if he had any sith's or any magical creatures to help him I would use the light saber to deflect their powers. Also in my utility belt I had an Army caller so I could call down an army of anything I wanted...an army of trees, or rocks, or t.v.s, I could even make an army of me. I could also make an army of Voldemort that would be on my side. But I would never want to do that because that would be way too ugly.
Another thing you have to know. I really have a lot of magical powers and I can turn myself to look like the cutest little lion and I could jump up and eat Voldemort or chew on the bones. But that would be way too disgusting.
Alright, down to facts. The facts that I had that Voldemort could kill me were that he had a wand, plus he had an army of death eaters. He also was a stronger wizard than me. I was only in training. I was walking to the stream, when I saw a pile of bones that had stacked themselves, but then they ran away. I knew I had to follow them because it was part of my mission. But then I saw it up the other side of the river. So I called an army of ninjas. The best kind--all ninja masters. I also had samurai warriors with me. I also had an army of Thing Ones and Thing Twos. So the Cat in the Hat came and helped them be funnier so then the death eaters got all laughing, so they didn't notice that I was about to eat them. Well maybe not. I could call an army of arctic foxes and then have them eat him. So when I called them and the death eaters were eaten, then the artic foxes were turned to sea turtles. The best kind--carnivors. They all helped me. I had to get to the other side of the river before he escaped. I got to the other side of the river but he had almost disappeared. Luckily the sea turtles turned back to arctic foxes and they chewed on his leg so he couldn't escape so he would be in too much pain so he couldn't get me. So I used the moonstone and I mind controlled him. But he didn't really have a mind, so he escaped again. So when I realized where he had escaped by playing a little game on my DS that I brought on my utility belt I pressed the rocked booster button and I was boosted to where he was. A graveyard.
I met a couple of ghosts there. They told me where he went. He went inside one of the graves. And then I kept digging and digging through all the graves, and then I finally found him. He had part of his skin, but he didn't have all of it. So it would be easier for me to have the arctic foxes eat all the skin off so he would have to gain power all over again.
I pressed a button on my utility belt and a hot dog flew right in front of my face so I squirted ketchup all over it and ate it, and then I realized Voldemort had run away again. Then I noticed that the grave was his. It said Tom Riddle. Voldemort had instantly transported both of us into the cellar of Hogwarts. Or should I say, the Chamber of Secrets! It was really exciting until I noticed that he was a ghost but he had left his bones behind so he basically couldn't get me. But he had someone else to get me. He summoned the basilisk and then I grabbed another moonstone from my utility belt and I told it I wished I was master Yoda with two light sabers. Because I already had mine, and then if I got turned into Yoda I would have his light sabers too. So first I turned myself into Master Yoda. Then I doubled my light saber into a double blade. After I had sliced the basilisk's head off, I turned to Tom Riddle and he went to retrieve his bones. So I stopped him and I used a new curse that I had made up that was enslavement. He had to walk over here and stand before me like a servant but he wasn't really my servants becauase he would be an ugly servant and I don't like ugly servants. I'm used to having servants because I'm a lion, the king of the jungle. So I have a lot of servants.
So then once he got his bones he put on his skin that he was saving. So I got out my light saber and I bewitched him. He was stunned. For a billion trillion years. So basically I wouldn't have another mission for a very long time. And I'd probably be dead befor he was unstunned. So I just left him there. And then I had one of the ninjas make sure, because he was one of the wisest ninjas. To make sure that it would be for the rest of his life. Basically he didn't have a life anymore because he was stunned. And he was frozen as an ice block so he couldn't move. And then I used a freezing spell so he was IN an ice block and I made sure it could never melt. So basically he couldn't get out.
Then I went back and I had a bowl of frosted flakes for lunch. The End.