Today I went on an exciting adventure. I brought along with me the following: a light saber, a wand, a utility belt filled with necessities that I might need. It was more than an adventure, it was a mission. I was a lion cub back then. I lived in a little old cave in the jungle, with people named Henry and Carrie. Henry liked to call himself Hunter. Carrie called herself Carrie. And I called myself Scepter. Cool name, huh? Well back to the mission. Well first I exited the cave and I found that there was a little moonstone. And when I picked it up I put it in the other hand and I looked at my paw and I saw a W. And I thought I had been transfigured into a webkinz, but really I had been a webkinz this whole time and I never noticed. The moonstone started swirling so I decided that it might mean that I'm on a mission. So I saw a face appear, and it was Voldemort's. Only this time it wasn't quite Voldemort, it was really just a pile of bones that had stacked themselves to look like Voldemort. So I was on a mission to stop Voldemort from gaining power and getting his skin back, 'cuz when he had his skin back it would be easier for him to destroy my cave that I'd been living in and kidnap me and kill me. So I was on my mission. Luckily I had a wand so I could wizard dual with him if he had his, and I had a light saber in case if he had any sith's or any magical creatures to help him I would use the light saber to deflect their powers. Also in my utility belt I had an Army caller so I could call down an army of anything I wanted...an army of trees, or rocks, or t.v.s, I could even make an army of me. I could also make an army of Voldemort that would be on my side. But I would never want to do that because that would be way too ugly.
Another thing you have to know. I really have a lot of magical powers and I can turn myself to look like the cutest little lion and I could jump up and eat Voldemort or chew on the bones. But that would be way too disgusting.
Alright, down to facts. The facts that I had that Voldemort could kill me were that he had a wand, plus he had an army of death eaters. He also was a stronger wizard than me. I was only in training. I was walking to the stream, when I saw a pile of bones that had stacked themselves, but then they ran away. I knew I had to follow them because it was part of my mission. But then I saw it up the other side of the river. So I called an army of ninjas. The best kind--all ninja masters. I also had samurai warriors with me. I also had an army of Thing Ones and Thing Twos. So the Cat in the Hat came and helped them be funnier so then the death eaters got all laughing, so they didn't notice that I was about to eat them. Well maybe not. I could call an army of arctic foxes and then have them eat him. So when I called them and the death eaters were eaten, then the artic foxes were turned to sea turtles. The best kind--carnivors. They all helped me. I had to get to the other side of the river before he escaped. I got to the other side of the river but he had almost disappeared. Luckily the sea turtles turned back to arctic foxes and they chewed on his leg so he couldn't escape so he would be in too much pain so he couldn't get me. So I used the moonstone and I mind controlled him. But he didn't really have a mind, so he escaped again. So when I realized where he had escaped by playing a little game on my DS that I brought on my utility belt I pressed the rocked booster button and I was boosted to where he was. A graveyard.
I met a couple of ghosts there. They told me where he went. He went inside one of the graves. And then I kept digging and digging through all the graves, and then I finally found him. He had part of his skin, but he didn't have all of it. So it would be easier for me to have the arctic foxes eat all the skin off so he would have to gain power all over again.
I pressed a button on my utility belt and a hot dog flew right in front of my face so I squirted ketchup all over it and ate it, and then I realized Voldemort had run away again. Then I noticed that the grave was his. It said Tom Riddle. Voldemort had instantly transported both of us into the cellar of Hogwarts. Or should I say, the Chamber of Secrets! It was really exciting until I noticed that he was a ghost but he had left his bones behind so he basically couldn't get me. But he had someone else to get me. He summoned the basilisk and then I grabbed another moonstone from my utility belt and I told it I wished I was master Yoda with two light sabers. Because I already had mine, and then if I got turned into Yoda I would have his light sabers too. So first I turned myself into Master Yoda. Then I doubled my light saber into a double blade. After I had sliced the basilisk's head off, I turned to Tom Riddle and he went to retrieve his bones. So I stopped him and I used a new curse that I had made up that was enslavement. He had to walk over here and stand before me like a servant but he wasn't really my servants becauase he would be an ugly servant and I don't like ugly servants. I'm used to having servants because I'm a lion, the king of the jungle. So I have a lot of servants.
So then once he got his bones he put on his skin that he was saving. So I got out my light saber and I bewitched him. He was stunned. For a billion trillion years. So basically I wouldn't have another mission for a very long time. And I'd probably be dead befor he was unstunned. So I just left him there. And then I had one of the ninjas make sure, because he was one of the wisest ninjas. To make sure that it would be for the rest of his life. Basically he didn't have a life anymore because he was stunned. And he was frozen as an ice block so he couldn't move. And then I used a freezing spell so he was IN an ice block and I made sure it could never melt. So basically he couldn't get out.
Then I went back and I had a bowl of frosted flakes for lunch. The End.